Hex and the City

As a New-Agey type, I've read all sorts of tomes about channeling, spellcasting, stargazing, and tarot-reading. I especially get a kick out of those who try to update said mystical things for the modern world.

Last night I read a book that including a song to call the four elements to the tune of the "Macarena."

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Oh my.

To be fair, the authors also have a a chapter relating the "Time Warp"  from The Rocky Horror Picture Show with crossing boundaries between the mundane and spiritual world. Awesome.